Wednesday, June 10, 2009

My God is an Awesome God, and It's not Obama.

Dear President Barack Hussein Obama,

I hereby write this letter to respectfully ask you to refrain from trying to be 'god'. I can only serve one GOD at a time. Today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Sincerely,
Tiffney Stevens

P.S. Can I get a refund on my taxes? I have never been to Paris and it would be great if I could use my tax money on a trip for myself to go there instead of you spending it for me on your wife's trip to Paris. Thanks.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

A Letter to President Obama

Dear President Barack Hussein Obama,

I am writing this letter to respectfully ask you to cease and desist all apologies on my behalf, as an American, to other foreign countries. I am asking that when you make your apology speeches, that you refrain from including me in the parts that discuss apologizing for Americans. You have my permission to use my name when listing exclusions to the apology.
I do not need to apologize for being American. I do not need to apologize for being a born-again Christian. I do not need to apologize for being a Reagan supporter. I do not need to apologize for being born in a free country. I do not need to apologize for being a descendent of confederates soldiers. I do not need to apologize for being a descendent of veterans who have fought in WWI, WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. I do not need to apologize for being a descendent of a Native American chief. I do not need to apologize for working several jobs to pay MY bills and not have someone pay them for me. I do not need to apologize for owning my own SUV. I do not need to apologize for having a college education. I do not need to apologize for being proud of my country. I do not need to apologize for being a supporter of Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, and Fox News. I do not need to apologize for being part of the FAR RIGHT.
I do feel I should apologize for your tacky gifts to heads of states, your socialist ways, your desire to run our country into the ground, your desire to be "KING OBAMA", and your seedy ties with terrorists and religious extremists like Rev. Wright...but, I won't. I will leave that up to you.
Lastly, I DO NOT apologize for voting for you in the last election because I DID NOT VOTE FOR YOU IN THE LAST ELECTION.

Sincerely,

Tiffney Stevens
Jacksonville, Florida

P.S. Please note the correct spelling of my name. I would like your teleprompter to not be embarrassed with spelling errors.